Newkate
21 November 2009 @ 03:48 am
Google Docs can't do what now?? What? 512K file limit? How am I supposed to compulsively check my wordcount if my file is in two parts? IT WOULD INVOLVE MATH!!!

I think my hands are going to fall off soon. I also think I freaked out a customer today by attempting to cool my wrists on metal parts of the conference table while we talked job specification. I also might have screamed a little when a translation job landed on my desk. Coding I can deal with, it's not so much straight typing, but five pages of text on Cyprus cuisine? Before lunch? It's like my boss isn't really committed to me getting my story to 50K!

I am so tempted to terminate this exploration of joint and muscle pain, but the story just got to this really good bit. And it's only a week to go anyway...
 
 
Newkate
15 November 2009 @ 06:04 am
I have insomnia again and whenever I manage to drift off I have dreams that are WW2 themed. DO NOT WANT.

Oh man I drank a pint of milk out of the bottle while typing this. I didn't even mean to, just zoned out a bit. Stupid insomnia. I wonder if I can zone out over my NaNo and write a few pages without noticing? Also, what is up with stalling on SHOWER SCENE of all things? I am bitterly disappointed in me!
 
 
Newkate
11 November 2009 @ 01:51 pm
The first signs of incoming office apocalypse are here. Today the sales guy started swearing at development guy down the phone, and the dev guy hung up on him. We're professional like Christian Bale down here (also LOL). The dev people are now huddled up behind their circled wagons, bitching and planning our next move. It's jarring because it had been so mellow lately, it must have been about four years since anyone had a fistfight in the server room. 

Thankfully, we have a Frisbee in the room to soothe us, and also the Internets.

The awesome: Weiss Kreuz Noir. As in. WOW. GO THERE NOW. I mean, we know these people and their mad and brilliant ways. But every now and again they just go and do something utterly stunning to raise the bar and, gah, I have no words. 

The pretty cool: Fallen Princesses

The idek: front page of stellamccartney.com It's... done in the best possible taste?

My NaNo somehow turned into a horror story and now I'm afraid to write it D:

 
 
Newkate
09 November 2009 @ 11:19 am
Stunningly, I'm still keeping up with my NaNo project! When I first heard of that whole "write 50K a month, don't worry if it's crap" idea I wondered what could it be possibly useful for. Self-liberation, meditative experience, way too feed your inner English major while still appeasing the logic half-brain that likes numbers and winning? Way to experiment with long-term sleep deprivation without the distraction of the impending exam doom, which is the usual companion to most sleep-dep experiments?

Cut for coffee-fuelled rambling )
 
 
Newkate
31 October 2009 @ 11:35 pm
Good luck to those embarking on the epic quest!

I'm going with a fanfic! Unabashedly! There is no way I can write 50k while wallowing in wangst of my original themes. Besides, Merlin is so hot.

As always, November is really bad timing for this. Work is end-of-year crazy, with great possibility of having to work overtime, and I need to send all the xmas presents to my family before December if I want them there on time. And I just bought some awesome knitting yarn and got the perfect pattern that would look so hot on me. And I just installed Fallout 3! I'm still in the Vault! And my World of Warcraft guild just started working through The Trial of The Grand Crusader, and if I'm not there I might lose my spot for the siege of the Icecrown in January. And I'm following about 12 TV shows this year...

Also it just came to my attention that I might be kind of a total dork?

Anyway, tomorrow will be a Writing Day. I'm excited to see how that goes.


 
 
Newkate
29 October 2009 @ 11:28 pm
This is for no longer radioactive [info]daegaer, may the Force and all good things be with her always.

BBC Merlin / Hetalia crossover! 100*3 words, R.

This Scepter'd Isle )
 
 
Newkate
09 July 2009 @ 05:01 pm
All right, I am officially in Merlin BBC fandom. I go to cons and everything (hi guys!). I've posted about 20K of pure crack on the anon kink meme. It's time to stop with the denial, really. And also time to get some appropriate icons. Also I can't be dealing with the anon comment fic posting fiddliness any longer, so I'll just stop being ashamed of myself and dump future crack right here.

Prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Sherlock Holmes (cookies for Merlin as Sherlock, but play it the way you want)

How could I possibly say no to that, come on!

So,

Title: A Study in Gold
Rating: PG like I mean it
Fandom: Merlin BBC / Sherlock Holmes with much apologies to both Arthurs
Warnings: Okay, Arthur/Merlin is like the opposite of Watson/Holmes. There are almost no parallels to be drawn. So I drew perpendiculars. Naturally. ~3500 words, brazenly unbetaed.

Read more... )
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Newkate
09 April 2009 @ 05:27 pm
I had a dream today that me and my husband travelled back in time and I accidentally killed Stalin.

I mean, really accidentally. We were in Kremlin for some completely unrelated reason, stealing some stuff, and Stalin walked in on us and I got spooked and overreacted a bit.

I remember crying in my husband's arms in that dream, and him telling me "It's okay, it's 1953, the history won't get altered much" and me saying "Oh, okay, I guess. What should we do about the body?"

Thanks for that, brain. I was still worried about forensic evidence when I woke up.
 
 
Newkate
23 March 2009 @ 03:25 pm
I had the most excellent weekend. Totally worth a post after months of not-posting.

Firstly, I was firmly refused service at a liquor store. Which, on the eve of my 9th wedding anniversary, was pretty sweet actually.

Secondly, my husband accidentally dyed his hair purple.

Okay, this might need context.

After discovering that he's been left in the state of having no beer because, to some insane but lovely person, his wife apparently looks barely legal, he decided it was time to cover some greys. So he grabbed some darkish-looking dye while on a beer run, failed to read the label and generally suspected nothing till he was already rinsing it off and heard me shouting through the bathroom door: "Oh hey, what made you go for 'Plum', anyway?"

It turned out awesome, you guys. It made his eyes look so incredibly green! Also, purple, it seems, somehow is the answer to both my dark hair and red hair fetishes. Guh. Sadly, he doesn't think this lovely vibrant look would be compatible with his job as a project manager for government contracts. He'd still let me enjoy it all weekend, and after I went to sleep yesterday he dyed it again.

This morning he called me at the office and asked me to pick up some bleach and more hair dye. Ahaha. Well, in the immortal words of my ex, uttered some minutes after he recklessly asked me to trim his bangs, there is one hair style that's never too late to try.

Also: springtime!!!
 
 
Newkate
21 August 2008 @ 03:18 pm
Some of you guys might have heard about my love for my local band called Team Waterpolo. In fact some of you might have wanted to strangle me so I shut up about them already.

Team Waterpolo just signed a 4-album deal with Sony Epic.

You shall be assimilated!
 
 
Newkate
10 August 2008 @ 06:42 pm
Title: Swamp
Notes: R. This was supposed to be ch1 of 5. Maybe it still is!


Read more... )
 
 
Newkate
10 August 2008 @ 06:32 pm
Oh yeah and while on the subject, everyone needs to read "Flower of Life" by Fumi Yoshinaga, because it's absolutely wonderful.

The Travels of Ono Yusuke
Warnings: The Paris years, R. Sort of follow-up to that one.

Read more... )
 
 
Newkate
Oh wow. It's actually been over a year since I posted the last part. Ahaha. This was already written back then, but I was delayed in posting it by, um. Issues. Don't throw things at me, it's my birthday!

Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods. NC-17 for m/m and general creepiness.


Part one

Part two

Part three

Read more... )
 
 
Newkate
10 August 2008 @ 06:02 pm
Therefore I'm gonna post like it's my birthday.

So yeah I've been having a weird time, and it felt like anything I had to say was of questionable value and zomg boring, but today is the day when I don't care! I shall dig through my dusty ficfolder and spam the LJ hard while the good times last. Yes that means being evil and posting WIPs that might never come to be. It's my birthday, okay?

Okay!
 
 
Newkate
19 October 2007 @ 11:16 pm



So it appears that I have been spreading my icky lurgy onto my dearest people and I am so sorry, guys, so so sorry. I hope you're better soon, please take good care of yourselves! Can I write you some drabbles to cheer you up maybe? Request and I shall do my best.

(You don't have to be affected by the deadly Katya virus to request, of course.)
 
 
Newkate
16 October 2007 @ 09:41 pm
Back from Connotations, a pleasure as always *hugs* Thank you guys for being so awesome.

[info]kickingrad drew more pictures of the boys from our crazy graphic novel thing and they are beautiful.

This is Zach

This is not worksafe

Also she's plotting something Saiyuki themed and very special and she let me share the sneaky peek.

because we need us our collarfic, yes


ngh

and this
 
 
Newkate
01 September 2007 @ 09:13 pm
I need a roomate for connotations! Are you, my Connotiations-going friends, all set for accomodation? I will be asking in the comm but thought I'd hit you guys up first.
Connotations!
*loves*
 
 
Newkate
10 August 2007 @ 10:36 pm
Re previous post, [info]kickingrad who is beyond awesome drew our fourth band member!

This is also my birthday prezzie from her and so I am going to show it off here in all shiny glory. Cut for big images and unreasonable amount of hot. This is Mitchell Eliot, the lead singer and songwriter. I could tell you a lot about him but just check him out - really, this picture speaks for itself )
 
 
Newkate
05 August 2007 @ 11:42 pm
Happy 5/8 day! This part is totally NWS.

Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods. NC-17 for m/m and general creepiness.
Many thanks to [info]hibem for beta!

Part one

Part two



Part three )
 
 
Newkate
31 July 2007 @ 10:36 pm
Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods.
Many thanks to [info]hibem for beta!

Part one is here

Part two )