All right, I am officially in Merlin BBC fandom. I go to cons and everything (hi guys!). I've posted about 20K of pure crack on the anon kink meme. It's time to stop with the denial, really. And also time to get some appropriate icons. Also I can't be dealing with the anon comment fic posting fiddliness any longer, so I'll just stop being ashamed of myself and dump future crack right here.

Prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Sherlock Holmes (cookies for Merlin as Sherlock, but play it the way you want)

How could I possibly say no to that, come on!

So,

Title: A Study in Gold
Rating: PG like I mean it
Fandom: Merlin BBC / Sherlock Holmes with much apologies to both Arthurs
Warnings: Okay, Arthur/Merlin is like the opposite of Watson/Holmes. There are almost no parallels to be drawn. So I drew perpendiculars. Naturally. ~3500 words, brazenly unbetaed.

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I had a dream today that me and my husband travelled back in time and I accidentally killed Stalin.

I mean, really accidentally. We were in Kremlin for some completely unrelated reason, stealing some stuff, and Stalin walked in on us and I got spooked and overreacted a bit.

I remember crying in my husband's arms in that dream, and him telling me "It's okay, it's 1953, the history won't get altered much" and me saying "Oh, okay, I guess. What should we do about the body?"

Thanks for that, brain. I was still worried about forensic evidence when I woke up.

I had the most excellent weekend. Totally worth a post after months of not-posting.

Firstly, I was firmly refused service at a liquor store. Which, on the eve of my 9th wedding anniversary, was pretty sweet actually.

Secondly, my husband accidentally dyed his hair purple.

Okay, this might need context.

After discovering that he's been left in the state of having no beer because, to some insane but lovely person, his wife apparently looks barely legal, he decided it was time to cover some greys. So he grabbed some darkish-looking dye while on a beer run, failed to read the label and generally suspected nothing till he was already rinsing it off and heard me shouting through the bathroom door: "Oh hey, what made you go for 'Plum', anyway?"

It turned out awesome, you guys. It made his eyes look so incredibly green! Also, purple, it seems, somehow is the answer to both my dark hair and red hair fetishes. Guh. Sadly, he doesn't think this lovely vibrant look would be compatible with his job as a project manager for government contracts. He'd still let me enjoy it all weekend, and after I went to sleep yesterday he dyed it again.

This morning he called me at the office and asked me to pick up some bleach and more hair dye. Ahaha. Well, in the immortal words of my ex, uttered some minutes after he recklessly asked me to trim his bangs, there is one hair style that's never too late to try.

Also: springtime!!!

Some of you guys might have heard about my love for my local band called Team Waterpolo. In fact some of you might have wanted to strangle me so I shut up about them already.

Team Waterpolo just signed a 4-album deal with Sony Epic.

You shall be assimilated!

Title: Swamp
Notes: R. This was supposed to be ch1 of 5. Maybe it still is!


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Oh yeah and while on the subject, everyone needs to read "Flower of Life" by Fumi Yoshinaga, because it's absolutely wonderful.

The Travels of Ono Yusuke
Warnings: The Paris years, R. Sort of follow-up to that one.

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Oh wow. It's actually been over a year since I posted the last part. Ahaha. This was already written back then, but I was delayed in posting it by, um. Issues. Don't throw things at me, it's my birthday!

Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods. NC-17 for m/m and general creepiness.


Part one

Part two

Part three

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Therefore I'm gonna post like it's my birthday.

So yeah I've been having a weird time, and it felt like anything I had to say was of questionable value and zomg boring, but today is the day when I don't care! I shall dig through my dusty ficfolder and spam the LJ hard while the good times last. Yes that means being evil and posting WIPs that might never come to be. It's my birthday, okay?

Okay!

So it appears that I have been spreading my icky lurgy onto my dearest people and I am so sorry, guys, so so sorry. I hope you're better soon, please take good care of yourselves! Can I write you some drabbles to cheer you up maybe? Request and I shall do my best.

(You don't have to be affected by the deadly Katya virus to request, of course.)

Back from Connotations, a pleasure as always *hugs* Thank you guys for being so awesome.

kickingrad drew more pictures of the boys from our crazy graphic novel thing and they are beautiful.

This is Zach

This is not worksafe

Also she's plotting something Saiyuki themed and very special and she let me share the sneaky peek.

because we need us our collarfic, yes


ngh

and this

I need a roomate for connotations! Are you, my Connotiations-going friends, all set for accomodation? I will be asking in the comm but thought I'd hit you guys up first.
Connotations!
*loves*

Re previous post, kickingrad who is beyond awesome drew our fourth band member!

This is also my birthday prezzie from her and so I am going to show it off here in all shiny glory. Cut for big images and unreasonable amount of hot. This is Mitchell Eliot, the lead singer and songwriter. I could tell you a lot about him but just check him out - ( really, this picture speaks for itself )

Happy 5/8 day! This part is totally NWS.

Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods. NC-17 for m/m and general creepiness.
Many thanks to hibem for beta!

Part one

Part two



( Part three )

Title: Gingerbread Castle
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods.
Many thanks to hibem for beta!

Part one is here

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Title: Gingerbread Castle
Parts: 1 of umm 5 I think. Will be about 20 000 words overall - I have just 5 or so pages left to write, if I can only get my ass in gear *sigh*
Fandom: Saiyuki
Spoilers: Through Burial
Summary and warnings: Alternative timeline in which Gojyo isn't the one who finds wounded Gonou in the woods (yeah like I can manage to not write 58 anyway). Also m/m, creepiness, gore and adjective abuse.
Many thanks to hibem for beta!

( Part One )

Part two

Part 8. Previous parts are tagged.


( Sap attack )
The next part really exposes the depth of my perversion. It's also a raging crossover. First person to guess which fairytale it crosses over with... want a drabble or some kind of lame drawing? Will do my best!

Wrote this forever ago, never posted. Ono's first time - I know there is Fumi's dj somewhere (damn we wants it prescious) that does it way better, but... AU?
Word count: ~ 5500. NWS like woah.

The Legend of Ono Yusuke

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Part 7. Previous parts are tagged.

The return of Beauty.

( DRAMA! )

So like yesterday I woke up with a massive hungover and craving brains. Had to call my mom to ask for her famous fried brains with mash recipy. She was just making that! Wacky. So anyway, I went to my game dealer. Talk about false advertising, right? Because I always walk into that shop expecting some kind of highly addictive, possibly illegal Playstation delights. The game dealer was so rude and downright hazardous with that meat cleaver. I'm never shopping there again. Which leaves me in a pinch because they just never have any brains at ASDA. Never! Wah, so where's good place to get brains? Maybe I can order them on the internet or something. Tried yesterday, but connection was too wonky and all the screaming outside was so annoying. What is wrong with people? I want to go out and give them something to really scream about. Hmph.
Also, must buy new foundation. This one is icky. Makes me look green.

Part 6. Previous parts are tagged.

So, Beauty is off to visit his dad. This part is as worksafe as a naked emoing monster can get, I think.


( The Beast Alone )